Morgan Hastings, who previously gave the world a lovely coloring book of vaginas, has now returned with a companion book of cock. A coloring book full of cock…what’s not to like?

A classically trained French horn player and illustrator, Hastings has gathered together a collection of just about every possible type of penis you could imagine. Rendered in bold lines are short fat cocks, lean mean cocks, decorated cocks, pierced cocks, smooth cocks and furry cocks. Rumor has it that one of the cocks even belongs to Hastings himself. Hm.

Interspersed between all the cock pictures are puzzles, fill-in-the-blanks and places for folks to draw in their own favorite penises.

I love the variety Hastings has shown in this book. He’s managed to show the beauty of every possibly kind of cock; I’d imagine it would be quite a thrill for a dude to find his own type of penis in the book and realize how attractive it seems as pictured by Hastings.

As I write this, I am hatching plans to go out with a group of open-minded friends to a little party tonight. I plan on bringing The Big Coloring Book of Cocks along with me. I have a feeling that there will be many happy exclamations (and maybe a few comparisons) among the various attendees.

Someone remind me to grab all my flesh-toned crayons on the way out the door, ok?