Comments on: 25 March 2010 – Odds and Ends http://janesguide.com/wpmu/janesays/2010/03/25/25-march-2010-odds-and-ends/ Just another Janesguide.com weblog Tue, 21 May 2013 18:32:38 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: awkward moment http://janesguide.com/wpmu/janesays/2010/03/25/25-march-2010-odds-and-ends/comment-page-1/#comment-1647 awkward moment Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:44:59 +0000 http://janesguide.com/wpmu/janesays/?p=439#comment-1647 a driving license is the most important qualification you will ever get. it's a key to freedom but it involves responsibilities too. as a responsible parent, make sure your daughter is informed and educated: http://www.howcast.com/videos/6630-How-To-Have-Sex-in-a-Car err... this may need some translation and the ratings have a hazard warning! :) http://www.funtasticus.com/2007/10/09/carasutra/ my advice for what it's worth: 1.) driving fast may seem cool but eventually sooner or later you will screw up. i only learnt that after i was cut out of a wrecked car, more dead than alive. 2.) don't be afraid to look stupid. if you are reversing into a tight spot, get out and visually check your distance. if other car drivers jeer and sound their horn, use your middle finger to signal with. 3.) always make sure your guy is wearing a condom. cum stains are hell to get out of the seats. no matter how kinky you're feeling, never do anal on light coloured upholstery. always make sure you have a washable seat cover. you can laugh now but when you go to sell the car, you'll thank me for that. i got a hefty discount off a friend after commenting that her backseat had seen plenty of action and i wasn't just referring to the seat fitted in the car... :) a driving license is the most important qualification you will ever get. it’s a key to freedom but it involves responsibilities too.

as a responsible parent, make sure your daughter is informed and educated:
http://www.howcast.com/videos/6630-How-To-Have-Sex-in-a-Car

err… this may need some translation and the ratings have a hazard warning! :)
http://www.funtasticus.com/2007/10/09/carasutra/

my advice for what it’s worth:
1.) driving fast may seem cool but eventually sooner or later you will screw up. i only learnt that after i was cut out of a wrecked car, more dead than alive.

2.) don’t be afraid to look stupid. if you are reversing into a tight spot, get out and visually check your distance. if other car drivers jeer and sound their horn, use your middle finger to signal with.

3.) always make sure your guy is wearing a condom. cum stains are hell to get out of the seats. no matter how kinky you’re feeling, never do anal on light coloured upholstery. always make sure you have a washable seat cover. you can laugh now but when you go to sell the car, you’ll thank me for that. i got a hefty discount off a friend after commenting that her backseat had seen plenty of action and i wasn’t just referring to the seat fitted in the car… :)

]]> By: E http://janesguide.com/wpmu/janesays/2010/03/25/25-march-2010-odds-and-ends/comment-page-1/#comment-1642 E Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:34:43 +0000 http://janesguide.com/wpmu/janesays/?p=439#comment-1642 "I don’t think there are many contemporary women, self-identifying as feminist or not, who don’t support equal rights, opportunities and compensation for women." For counterpoint, I give you... http://www.phyllisschlafly.com/ Cheers, - E “I don’t think there are many contemporary women, self-identifying as feminist or not, who don’t support equal rights, opportunities and compensation for women.”

For counterpoint, I give you…
http://www.phyllisschlafly.com/

Cheers,
- E

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