Tie Your Own Cock Ring

reviewed by alwaysarousedgirl on Thu 23 Aug 2007


tie your own

If I had a cock, I might be just the wee tiniest bit terrified of inserting it and The Boys into a metal or glass or stone cock ring. Heck, even silicone might scare me. I’d worry that my ginormous member (naturally I’d have a ginormous member, and big swinigin’ rocks too) would get lodged there permanently. I’d fear that I’d have to limp to the emergency room to be freed by doctors giggling over my predicament.

Is that unusual? Do men fear cock rings for this same reason?

One way to alleviate this fear and still enjoy the pleasures of the cock ring is to find yourself an adjustable cockring. Babeland carries the Tie Your Own Cock Ring, which just may be the most amusing sex toy I’ve tried in a long while.

The Tie Your Own comes curled like a snake into a clear plastic container. When you lift the lid, the cock ring practically leaps into your hands. It’s made of super-soft, super-stretch Cyberskin and is an absolute delight to explore. A friend was with me when I opened the package. After stretching the cock ring out to its greatest length (about six feet), she gleefully proceeded to tie up my wrists with the toy.

It’s an off-label use, but we had fun. That’s what counts, right?

Days later, I took the toy on a play-date with a male friend. In the past, he’d tried other cock rings but hadn’t been impressed. One in particular pulled painfully on his pubic hair, which is never a good thing.

After getting him hard with my usual (and quite formidable) feminine wiles, I brought the Tie Your Own out to show him. The little devil proceeded to tie my wrists with the toy, just as my friend had. Something about the stretchy material just demands that you tie people up with it, I guess.

Finally I wrested the toy back from him and twirled an elaborate figure-8 around his cock and balls. Ooooo pretty! Even after all that wrapping, there was enough length left over that he (once again) tied up my wrists. And then I tied up his. And then I made him a sort of cock-ring-turned-belt, which I found to be highly amusing.

And yes, I was sucking his cock throughout. It was sexy and giggly and fun. The toy kept him more ragingly hard than he normally is, and it didn’t pinch him in the least. When it came time to remove the cock ring, he fumbled for a moment (because the toy is so very very stretchy), but then it snapped right off.

Toys made from Cyberskin cannot be sterilized, but you can wash off your cock ring in warm soapy water.

And then? Just for fun? You can stretch out this amazing little toy and snap your partner’s behind with it. Or you could try throwing it against the wall to see if it sticks. Or you could put the end of it up your nose and pretend it’s a booger. Or…

Ok, I’ll stop now. I highly recommend the Tie Your Own Cock Ring both for erection control and raucous high jinks.

Tie Your Own Cock Ring
Available at Babeland
12" x 1/2"
Regularly $12.00, on special for $7.20