The Snake

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Wed 24 Oct 2007


Finally I have found it.

I have found the cutest sex toy ever. I’ve been searching for it for years. And now I have it, sitting quietly on my desk even as I type these words.

It’s the Snake from XXX Glass, and it is indeed the cutest sex toy ever. It’s a wee little thing, only seven inches long and an inch across (except for the eyes, which add maybe another quarter-inch to the head). But it’ll slither its way into your heart (sorry, I just had to) the moment you pull it from its protective storage pouch.

The artisans at XXX Glass make the Snake by wrapping 24k gold and pure silver molten-glass strands around a wiggly glass shaft. Then they add amber glass dots to the Snake’s back. The Snake’s eyes are a fascinating mixture of yellows and greens–they look eerily like actual eyes.

With any glass sex toy, you can use water-based or silicone-based lube. Wash it with hot soapy water or in the dishwasher, and do inspect it carefully before each use. If you’ve dropped the Snake and it’s cracked or chipped, you’ll have to forgo using it as a sex toy. But don’t fear; glass toys are extremely strong. With a little bit of tender loving care, your Snake will be with you for your whole life.

Because it lacks a flared base, do not give into the strong (ahem, very strong) temptation to allow the Snake to explore your bottom. It will get lost in there, trust me. The Snake should be used solely as a vaginal toy, unless you enjoy the idea of giving your doctor something to giggle about in the hospital cafeteria.

In the vagina, the Snake feels really nice. The shaft’s twists and turns allow it to rub firmly against the g-spot. In fact, there’s hardly a way to hold this toy to avoid g-spot stimulation. Now matter how it slides around inside of you, there will be some handy bump just ready to do its job on the g-spot.


I expected the Snake’s eyes to give just a little extra oomph while I was fucking myself with the toy. Unfortunately, they were too small for me to get much use out of them. But they are cute!

One of the things I really like about the Snake is that it does not look like a sex toy. I can imagine leaving this toy out on a dresser, allowing it to slither among perfume bottles or cosmetics. It would look like a pretty little decoration, not an instrument of pleasure.

Only you would know differently.

The Snake
Available from XXX Glass
7" x 1"
approximately $140.00