Priapus Dildo

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Thu 1 Nov 2007


priapus blue

Sometimes my eyes are bigger than my pussy, you know what I’m saying? I look at sex toys online and think, “Big. Me like big. Me want big. Give me more big!”

And then the toy arrives at my house and my eyes grow wide at the thought of putting such an enormous thing into myself. But sometimes it all turns out just fine, as was the case with the Priapus Dildo from the London sex toy company Babes n Horny.

This company specializes in high-quality silicone dildos and butt plugs. They also carry a line of harnesses and some other sundries. Silicone works so well for sex toys, as it is strong, stable and easy to clean. Just don’t use silicone lube with a Babes n Horny silicone toy. Water based lube is the only type that should be used with any silicone sex toy.

My Priapus arrived shrink-wrapped in a clear plastic covering, which is a really cool way to send sex toys. You can hold and squeeze your new purchase without ever taking it from its package. Before I unwrapped the Priapus I could get an idea of its girth and firmness. I could have returned the toy for replacement or refund if I wasn’t happy with it (within 10 days of receipt; see site for more details).

Most toys in the Babes n Horny line can be purchased in any of the company’s 40+ colors, which include primary colors, pastels, marbles, stripes and sparkly options. I love the fact that there are four different flesh tones from which to choose, ranging from a dark “Nubian” to the medium brown “Asian” and “Amazonian” to a pale pink “Caucasian.” Purists can order their toys in Ultra Black.

Pricing depends on what color you pick for your toy. For the lowest possible price, let Babes n Horny choose the color for you.

Green was the color Babes n Horny selected for my Priapus. This wouldn’t have been my first choice (I’m a purist), but hey, who cares what color it is when it’s being put to its proper use, right? The size of this toy makes it perfect for size queens. You can insert just shy of 8″ of this toy. With an average thickness of over 2″ (the toy widens toward the base), most will find Priapus quite filling indeed.

The toy’s shaft is curved strongly upward and lined with thick, exaggerated veins. A prominent, ridged head just begged me to suck it. I did, of course. I cannot ignore the pleas of my sex toys.

The most outstanding feature of Priapus is the toy’s balls. They are thick, heavy and quite substantial. The weight of them allows the toy to rest firmly on a toilet seat or the edge of the tub; this is a perfect way to enjoy the Priapus. I know because I tried. It was very satisfying. There’s no way a toy this large was going all the way into my vagina, but the upward curve of the thick shaft felt great.

Because of the size of the balls and the thickness of the shaft, Priapus is not suitable for use in a harness. It would, however, be just fine for anal play.

Order the Priapus if you are enamored of large, beautiful sex toys that will fill up every last millimeter of you.

Priapus Dildo
Available at Babes-n-Horny
10.6" long (7.9" insertable) x 2.2" wide
Prices start at $142.60