So let’s just say that you’re planning on buying your sweetie a string of anal beads, but you’re a little nervous about giving a gift that screams (essentially), “Stick me up your ass!”

You could get some flowers to go along with the beads, I suppose, but Babeland just came up with a better idea.

Truffles. Not just any old truffles, ohhhh no. These are truffles decorated with some of Babeland’s best-selling toys, including anal beads.

How flippin’ cool is that. I can’t think of any better way to round out a sex toy purchase than with chocolates, especially perhaps for someone who might need to warm up to the idea of a toy.

Flavors include angel food, gingerbread, orange, malted milk, banana, German chocolate, devil’s food, cherry, and mint. The designs on the truffles are of the aforementioned anal beads, a wand-style vibrator, a rabbit vibrator and a cock ring. Two of each design come in the box; the last lone candy bears the Babeland logo.

I found all of the flavors to be quite nice, but the gingerbread and orange especially tickled my fancy. It was just the slightest bit weird to eat a piece of rich, dark chocolate imprinted with a picture of anal beads, but hey, I got over it.

Really the only way these could be better is if they came with a discount for one of the pictured toys. Just imagine: 10% of a cock ring with the purchase of a box of Bliss Truffles. How about it, Babeland?