Chocolate Body Pen Set from Babeland

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Tue 19 Feb 2008

I can honestly say that it never crossed my mind to write on my lover’s body. Until I saw the Chocolate Body Pen Set from Babeland, that is.

The set contains two pens: one filled with a chocolate-flavored substance and the other containing a strawberry-flavored concoction. The directions suggest allowing the pens to rest in a bowl of warm water at your bedside so that they will dispense more easily.

Sounds simple enough.

I didn’t follow the directions, partly because I’m a rebel but also because I was nowhere near a bed. Instead, I tucked the pens into my pocket as I walked with my friend into an orgy. I felt fairly certain that the heat from my body would warm up the pens juuust fine.

By the time we were settled on a blanket situated to the side of the main action, the chocolate in the pen had warmed up perfectly. My friend squeezed out a squiggle of chocolate onto his penis and dared me to suck it all off. Surprisingly enough, the flavor of the chocolate was not bad at all. Since it’s a novelty product, I expected the chocolate to have less than an ideal flavor, but it actually tasted really nice.

Perhaps the flavor of the chocolate was improved by the flavor of my friend’s cock? That is altogether possible.

In any case, I sucked until I thought my friend’s cock was all clean. He then took great pleasure in pointing out places I’d missed. This chocolate has some staying power, so don’t be surprised if you have to work extra hard to lick off every last bit.

Of course the other people in the room watched. There were ooohs and ahhhs from all directions, and my strawberry-flavored pen was snapped up as quickly as I produced it from my pocket. A giggly pair of women began writing dirty words all over their male friend’s body. He looked entranced both during the writing process and during the removal process.

My friend drew a curly spiral on my nipple, then licked it off while I made a lopsided heart on his cheek. Later, we wrote wiggly endearments on each other’s bellies.

In short, a good time was had by all.

Don’t expect to get too fancy with these pens. The pens are effective for amateurish expressions of love and lust, but you probably won’t be able to write sonnets or create a reproduction of the Mona Lisa.

You are meant to refrigerate the pens after opening–if you don’t use them all up the first time. There’s a “best by” date printed on each pen. You’ll need to wrap up the pens discreetly, toss them in the ‘fridge and hope the kids don’t decide to decorate cookies.

If you are counting calories, the back of the Body Pen Set package provides nutritional information. In case you are curious, each serving (about 1/3 of a pen) will set you back about 235 calories…but with all the sex you’ll have because of the pen, I’m certain you’ll burn off those calories in no time.

Chocolate Body Pen Set from Babeland
Available at Babeland
1.4 oz. each, two pens per package
$12.00