Brando Dildo from Babeland

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Mon 25 Feb 2008


Brando is a thick, realistic dong, and oh holy mother of Jehoshaphat isn’t he pretty.

But wait! There’s more! Not only is Brando beautiful, but he’s also extremely functional. The toy is made of a moderately firm silicone. Because it’s silicone, it can be disinfected in the dishwasher or by boiling. For less intense cleaning, soap and water will do just fine.

I’m not sure you could count Brando as a realistic dong. He’s got a prominent ridge just behind the head that frankly I’ve never seen on a real penis. Have I been looking at the wrong penises? Is there supposed to be a ridge behind the head? In any case, Brando comes in black, vanilla and purple; at 2″ wide, he’s thick enough to satisfy most size queens. A flanged base makes Brando suitable for anal use or in a harness with a large O-ring.

With my male friend watching avidly from the doorway, I gave Brando a thorough soapy scrub-down in the bathroom sink. The visual of my hands sliding over that thick dong apparently was quite stimulating. I noticed his hand rubbing the outside of his jeans as I washed, so I continued washing longer than was absolutely necessary.

A little later, we lubed up Brando with a good water-based lube (don’t use silicone lube on a silicone toy, please, unless you want a sticky mess) and I parted my legs for my friend. Even thoroughly warmed up and copiously lubed, it was hard to get more than just the head of Brando inside of me, but as my friend gets hot for seeing me stuffed full-o-cock, just the head was more than sufficient.

Properly applied (in other words, tilted up toward my g-spot), Brando got me off hard. The sight of my pussy stretched around such a large dong inspired my friend to toss aside Brando and fuck me silly.

So I’d say the toy was pretty effective. Nice work, Brando! I’ll be pulling you out of the toy box again some day very soon.

Brando Dildo from Babeland
Available at Babeland
7 1/2" x 2"
$70.00