Red Heart Glass Dildo from AllGlassSexToys

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Thu 1 May 2008

The Red Heart Glass Dildo from AllGlassSexToys.com looks like the perfect romantic gift. Nothing says “I love you” like a cock-shaped glass toy covered with hearts, right?

Before we talk any more about looks, let’s talk about performance. AllGlassSexToys produces a huge assortment of medical-grade Pyrex pleasure equipment, from itty-bitty butt plugs to ginormous double-penetration dongs.

The Red Heart Glass Dildo measures in at 7″ long and a svelt 1 3/8″ wide across the head, making it a perfectly average (and perfectly wonderful) size for use in the vagina. Because it has a flanged base, it can be used anally without any fear of losing the toy. The toy’s shaft has a very slight curve, which helps with g-spot or prostate stimulation. Additionally, a deep “V” on the underside of the toy’s head approximates a stylized frenulum.

This toys comes with a thickly-lined storage case which closes with a drawstring. Some other companies offer these cases for purchase separately; it’s a nice touch to have this included in the price through AllGlassSexToys.com.

Glass sex toys are generally quite easy to keep clean. They can be washed on the top rack of the dishwasher (no detergent), briefly boiled, or wiped down with a disinfectant after playtime. Because they can be sterilized, they’re excellent choices for use in the both vagina and ass or between partners–just make sure to do a thorough cleaning before sharing and before going from ass to vagina.

The design of the Red Heart makes it pretty likely that it’ll get gunky when used anally, but using a condom over the toy will prevent this problem. You’ll thank me later for this advice.

I tried out the Red Heart with a friend, who obligingly fucked me silly between sessions of intercourse. With just a little bit of super-slippery silicone lube, the toy slid home and felt mighty nice. My friend was able to use the toy’s base as a fine handhold; he didn’t need to adjust his grip even once.

Between the weight and curve of the Red Heart, I came hard and fast. But when my friend pulled it from my body and set it on the night-stand, I realized what it was that had been bugging me about this toy.

It’s…well, it’s just not very pretty. The hearts, which should be all romantic and sweet, instead look as though they were drawn on with marker by an enthusiastic three-year-old. I picked up the toy, wiped it off and examined it more closely. Each of the twenty hearts on the piece is slightly different from the others, but to a one they are poorly formed.

I’m certainly no expert in how to create red glass hearts on sex toys, but I think it could have been done better in this case. Maybe fewer hearts would have been the way to go? The more I looked at the piece, the more the hearts morphed into angry red drips of blood.

One of the wonderful things about glass toys is their potential for stunning beauty. While the Red Heart Glass Dildo is perfectly functional, it misses the mark in the “stunning beauty” category.

Red Heart Glass Dildo from AllGlassSexToys
Available at All Glass Sex Toys
7" x 1 3/8"
$129.95