Graduate Bubble Head Dildo from Blowfish

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Sun 15 Jun 2008

If you’re looking for an easy way to get into glass sex toys without having to take out a second mortgage, the Graduate Bubble Head Dildo from Blowfish would be an excellent place to start.

Retailing for under $40, the Bubble Head comes with the added benefit of a padded storage case.  Use it, because even though glass sex toys are sturdier than you’d think, a single chip or tiny crack will put the toy permanently out of commission.

Seven glass bloops line up along the length of the Bubble Head.  Each is just slightly larger than its neighbor, making this toy perfect for gradual introduction in the vagina.

‘Tis really a pity that the Bubble Head lacks a flared base.  If it had one, it would be ideal for all kinds of anal play.  As it is, one could use the Bubble Head in the behind, but for the love of all that is holy, leave that last large bloop outside of the bottom to use as a handle.

Don’t get fancy.  Don’t think you’re going to put the last large bloop in “just a little.”

Also, don’t put the large bloop in first.  You’d have even less control over the toy if you approach things from this direction.

If you choose to disregard these very helpful tips, the toy could get sucked completely inside.  You’ll then spend anxious moments trying to free it, either in the cold solitude of the bathroom or at the emergency room, which will be neither chilly nor solitary but will have other disadvantages of which I’m sure I need make no mention.

Hear me?

My friend gamely volunteered to put the Bubble Head through its paces with me.  Since we were only planning on using it in the vagina, I requested first that he use the smaller end on me.  Glass will feel best with lube.  Any type will work, but we went with silicone lube.

Toys with curves do a great job of hitting the g-spot just right; even though the Bubble Head is stick-straight, my friend was able to angle it upwards enough to make me gush all over the place as I came.

Then he quickly switched ends on me.  The larger end felt great too, providing a little more of a full feeling.

My friend complained that the toy became difficult to hang on to once coated with lube and my own juices.  It might be possible to wrap a towel around the end of the toy that’s being used as a handle (remember, the large end should be the handle if you’re using it anally), or you could keep a towel close by so as to wipe clean the toy once it gets too messy.

If you have the need for a super-smooth, affordable toy, the Bubble Head would be a great choice.  Enjoy it vaginally or — with just a bit of care! — in the ass.

Graduate Bubble Head Dildo from Blowfish
Available at Blowfish
Approximately 8" x 1.5"
$35.95