I Rub My Duckie Vibe from Babeland

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Thu 24 Jul 2008

I Rub My Duckie from Babeland is by far the cutest sex toy I currently own.  Honestly, could I ever hope to own a sex toy that’s any cuter?  Unless they start making sex toys in the shape of My Pretty Pony or Elmo, I DON’T THINK SO.

(Just for the record?  An Elmo-shaped vibe would totally disturb me.  If you make one, I don’t want to see it.)

I Rub My Duckie is made by Big Teaze Toys, the company responsible for the very nice Onye and Tuyo vibes.  It is almost the epitome of discretion, in that it could be left in the bathroom without much fear that visitors would know of your lil’ shower masturbatory antics, unless they pick up the toy and notice how strangely heavy it is, or examine the duck’s butt and find the word “massager” imprinted there.

I Rub My Duckie is said both to float and to be completey immune to the effects of water.  Mine sheds water like (wait for it) a duck, but the floating?  Not so much.  It lists, I’m sorry to say, and while the motor itself emits nothing but a deep hum easily covered by the bathroom fan, when the toy comes into contact with the tub it sets everything a’shakin’.

As far as power goes, this duck works best as an appetizer instead of the entree.  Someone put off by industrial-strength or sci-fi-like sex toys would enjoy the relatively mild vibrations and sweet appearance of this toy.  Unless you’re selecting it for the owner of a very sensitive clit, it’s probably not going to give Richter Scale orgasms.

For general massage though it’s very nice.  Draw a hot bath, climb in with a trashy novel and rub all cares away.  With those big innocent eyes, who could worry about anything?

I Rub My Duckie Vibe from Babeland
Available at Babeland
5" x 3"
$25