New Wave Wooden Dildo

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Fri 1 Aug 2008

I love both the shape and the feel of the New Wave Dildo created by Jildos.com.  It comes with a velvety drawstring storage bag, instructions, polishing cloth and wax.  After you empty all these interesting components onto your bed, you’ll want to take some time just to appreciate the New Wave’s beauty.

The toy consists of five fat bloops strung along a 8″ length of American Maple.  Its surface is so smooth that it almost feels frictionless, with a deep shine that highlights the grain of the wood.  I was (and still am) fascinated by the intricacies of the grain; I love the loops, the stripes, and the incredible deep glow.

I tried out the New Wave by myself first.  The bloops felt great as I ran the toy over my clit and labia.  After adding a little lube, I slipped it inside.  It was an interesting sensation.  The large different between the swells and dips made for an intense feeling and excellent pressure on the g-spot.

Another day, my friend and I took the New Wave to bed and found another wonderful use for it.  Massage.  I slathered on some massage oil and used the toy to rub out the kinks in his back and legs.  He purred like a well-fed tiger.

My partner also loved the feel of the toy on the soles of his feet.  I ran two beads down his arches with as much pressure as he could stand, and judging from the noises coming from the head of the bed, I think I might have given him a footgasm.

He used the toy on my back and upper thighs.  Is it possible to have a thighgasm?  If so, I had one.

I loved the frictionless feeling of the toy in my hands.  It became so slippery with massage oil that it rolled between my hands and my friend’s body, providing a very comfortable experience for both giver and receiver.

The bloops would probably feel really nice in the bottom of someone with a lot of anal experience, but I didn’t try this.  The very rounded (instead of tapered) ends seemed a little too challenging for me.  If you decide to employ the New Wave in the ass, use care.  There’s no flange to prevent it from going all the way in, and you’d have the devil’s own time trying to get this toy back out again.

Jilda hand-crafts her sensuous toys from woods harvested in a sustainable, environmentally-friendly manner.  Her products are meticuously sanded and coated with a durable, body-safe finish that works with all kinds of lubes. I’ve found that silicone lube is particularly lovely with wooden toys, giving them a long-lasting silkiness that feels wonderful in the body.

The New Wave Dildo would work best for folks interested in intense internal stimulation or relaxing massage.  Or both.  Enjoy.

New Wave Wooden Dildo
Available at Jildos.com
8" x 1 5/8"
$49.00 (limited time anniversary price includes free shipping and $25 coupon)