Mr. Man Dildo

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Thu 4 Dec 2008

Not long ago the mail carrier brought me a treasure.  She didn’t realize what was in the plain brown box, or maybe she did.  She must have noticed the look of joy on my face when she placed it gently into my hands.

What was this miraculous thing?  Only one of the coolest sex toys I’ve ever tried.  Jollies calls it Mr. Man, and if you didn’t know better, you might think it was a standard dildo.  A standard LARGE dildo, that is.  At 8.5″ long and a hefty 1.75″ across, this bad boy will fill up all but the most demanding size kings and queens.  Mr. Man is made of the same firm, 100% medical grade silicone Jollies uses for all their toys.

It’s gorgeous, as I hope you can see from the picture above.  Thick and veiny, it’s just as pretty as my favorite biological penis.

But here’s the stunningly cool part.  Mr. Man’s base contains a shallow indentation meant to fit over the clit.  This indentation connects to Mr. Man’s head by way of a very thin channel.  Once the toy is snuggled down over the clit (kiss it a little bit first, for the love of all that is holy), a willing partner can suck on Mr. Man’s head and give the wearer one helluva blow job.

“How can this be?” you might wonder.  “Does the suction really transfer down Mr. Man’s shaft?”

I can tell you most solemnly that YES IT DOES.  The blow job giver will need to concentrate on sucking (and less on licking, kissing and caressing) than would be typical in oral sex given to a person with a factory-direct penis, but sucking — even gentle sucking — transfers far better than you could possibly imagine.  My clit fluttered up into the indentation with every one of my partner’s sucks as though it wanted to leap right into his mouth.  It felt incredible.

Sure, oral sex with tongue directly on naughty bit is great, but it does lack a certain visual appeal for those of us who enjoy the odd bit of gender-bending.  I adored watching my guy with a big ol‘ cock in his mouth; even though this is something I’ve seen him do in person on another biological man, I loved watching him do it to ME.

Jollies has recently come out with an upgrade to Mr. Man which is harness compatible.  It now has a shallow indentation around the base into which an O-ring will fit.  My good pal and fellow Jane’s Guide reviewer Essin‘-Em tried out the newer version in a harness.  She and her partner had trouble finessing Mr. Man’s large balls into their favorite harness, and they struggled with the large size of the toy.  Check out her full write-up here, which features some mighty fetching pictures.

As with all silicone products, Mr. Man can be boiled, run through the dishwasher (top rack, no detergent) or cleaned with hot soapy water.  After a good cleaning, a silicone product like Mr. Man will be safe for sharing with a partner.

In general, silicone toys should only be used with water-based lube (Sliquid is an excellent choice).  However, since Jollies’ toys are made from 100% pure silicone, you can use a high-quality silicone lube (such as Eros Bodyglide) with them.  I own several products from Jollies and have used Eros Pjur on them extensively with no ill-effects.  If you’re nervous about this, test your silicone lube on the base of the toy first or just stick with a water-based lube.

Mr. Man is absolutely fucken brilliant.  Put it on your holiday list for all your female-bodied buddies who love the idea of getting a blow job.  They’ll thank you for it.

The Mr. Man Blog describes how stone butch Stacy took Mr. Man from fantasy to reality with the help of GoodVibes.com and Jollies.  Check it out.

Mr. Man Dildo
Available at Jollies
8.5" x 1.75"
Choose from chocolate, caramel and vanilla skin tones
$89.95