Unicorn Dildo from WhipSpider Rubberworks

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Tue 10 Feb 2009

From the very instant I knew such a thing existed, I wanted — nay, I needed – a Unicorn Dildo from WhipSpider Rubberworks.

In the decades since I first discovered the miracle of putting things into my vagina, I have done so regularly and with very much glee.  Fingers, vibrators, dildos, penises and even the odd make-up brush or vegetable have found their way into my holiest of holies.  I’ve enjoyed dildos that look like penises, people, worms, sea creatures and aliens, with varying results.  But never before had I fucked myself silly with a unicorn horn.

And I ask you, what better thing could there be to use for vaginal or anal penetration than a unicorn horn?  It was once believed that virgins had the power to tame unicorns.  The mythical beasts were said to place their heads in the laps of pure young ladies and fall straight to sleep, which allowed hunters to capture them.  Also, folks believed that unicorn products held the power to neutralize poison.  For this reason, kings drank wine out of cups allegedly made from unicorn horns.

So a unicorn horn used for fucking could (presumably) confer some unnamed yet mystical benefits to my nether regions, I would think — and if you if think differently, please don’t tell me.

This Unicorn Horn is molded from creamy white soft silicone infused with shimmery sparkles.  A deep groove spirals down from the top to the base, which is made of a darker gray silicone covered with pretty decorative swirls.  The base is wide enough to make the toy suitable for use in the ass or an o-ring harness.  It’s just gorgeous, and if you display it on a shelf along with your sculptures of other mythological beasts (fairies, fauns and centaurs will work) no one will even suspect that it’s meant for sexy play.

WhipSpider Rubberworks creates their gorgeous works of art in a Maine studio from 100% medical grade silicone.  Use only water-based lubes with these toys; wash between uses with hot soapy water or antibacterial toy cleaner.  Silicone products also can be boiled for three minutes or run through the dishwasher (top shelf, no detergent) for a more thorough cleaning.

Buy Unicorn Dildos for your favorite SCA members, WoW players and displaced damsels in distress.  They’ll be thrilled.

Unicorn Dildo from WhipSpider Rubberworks
Available at WhipSpider Rubberworks
6 1/2" x 1 5/8"
$74.99