SmartBalls Teneo Duo from Babeland

reviewed by AlwaysArousedGirl on Mon 18 May 2009

SmartBalls Teneo Duo from Babeland are the newest incarnation of classic SmartBalls, arguably the most beloved vaginal balls ever.  From everything I’ve heard these are even better, if that’s possible.

Why are they so great?  Let’s talk about cheap vaginal balls for a moment.  You can get them at any sex store for less than ten bucks, but they’re definitely not worth your time.  They’re not joined together, so it’s more difficult to remove them when the fun’s over.  Also, they’re often painted in fake gold paint, which peels off.  Ew.  No one wants fake gold paint peeling off in the coochie.  At least I don’t.

In contrast, the Teneo balls are made of silicone and elastomer, which means they’re soft, smooth and easy to clean.  Firmly attached to each other and to a removal cord, you won’t have any trouble getting them out when you’re ready to move on to other pleasurers.  And they’re made by FunFactory, one of the most respected and innovative sex toy makers in the world.

Some try vaginal balls to improve muscle tone, and that’s certainly an excellent use for them.  Insert one or both, then practice gentle squeezes with all your pelvic might.  Regular practice is said to help with bladder control; it’s all really cool to clench on a penis during penetration.  My partner says it’s super swell.  They’re also nice to leave in place while receiving oral sex.  Just don’t put them in the ass.  There are much better products for this purpose.

I like to use SmartBalls before sex as a warm up.  I especially like to put them in a couple of hours before sex as I’m running around, readying the bedroom, showering and et cetera.  All that movement makes the heavy balls inside the soft silicone cover bounce around wonderfully.  Move just the right way and they’ll gently tap the g-spot.  If you’ve got to drive to the store for a last-minute bottle of wine, even better.  Cornering while wearing SmartBalls is awesome.

I’ve driven around the block a few extra times just for the fun of cornering while wearing them.  Let’s keep that just between us, shall we?

SmartBalls Teneo Duo will set you back a bit more than the cheap “gold” ben wa balls, but they are definitely worth it.  Unless of course you want to gild your vagina.

SmartBalls Teneo Duo from Babeland
Available from Babeland
Ball 1-1/2”, Cord 3-1/3"
$36.00