Star Dream looks like a standard, pretty glass dildo, but this gorgeous toy holds a secret. Want to know what it is? Read on!

“You have to put this inside me,” I told my partner one Saturday night as he made to move between my legs.

“Which side do you want?” he asked, and it was only then that I realized that the toy’s ends were not identically shaped. While the colored end is spherical, the clear end is slightly pointed.

“I’ll take the clear one,” I said. He held the ball in the palm of his hand and placed the toy’s shaft between his second and third finger as if it were a extra digit. He then dove between my legs where for the next bit of time (I have no idea how long) he licked me while thrusting Star Dream into me with gusto.

I used to think that curved toys were better for intense g-spot stimulation, but now I’m not entirely sure that’s correct. Alone, a curved item can certainly help one reach her own g-spot, but with a partner? I now am of the opinion that straight is better. A straight shaft allows the partner wielding the toy more control of angle and direction, I think, and I really enjoyed how the straight shaft of Star Dream felt in me.

As time passes I’m also finding myself more enamored of bumpy toys, at least bumpy toys used in the vagina. Star Dream’s shaft is covered with smooth bumps; the combined stimulation of lips and toy made me insensible of any bumpiness when with my partner, but when I was alone it was a different story. I went slower by myself and eschewed thrusting, instead choosing to allow Star Dream gently to slide out of me in its own time. Bumps sliding gently out of a pulsing pussy? Fabulous. I highly recommend it.

Anal play should be fine with this toy as long as you don’t get too carried away. Start with the tapered end and don’t insert it beyond the toy’s bumpy shaft. Consider using a condom over it for easier clean-up, but it’s really no problem if you forget. Glass toys can be washed with anti-bacterial soap and hot water and will be as good as new when you’re done.

And the secret alluded to at the beginning of this review? I didn’t notice until the second time I washed the toy that its clear end features a sparkly swirl of dichroic glass. It looks like a miniature galaxy has been caught in the glass.

Functionality and beauty all wrapped up in one pretty piece.

“Oh look, it’s ready for bed,” pointed out my partner after I shoved my brand-new, unopened Athena Glass Dildo from Babeland across the table to him.  I peered over to see what he was talking about.

Turns out that Athena nestles into a form-fitting piece of foam layered with a silky white drape.  Atop Athena rests a pink cloth meant for polishing the toy.  He had it tucked up around the toy’s midsection.  Taken as a whole Athena looked look like a slender blue snake put down for a nap.  Or tucked away in a coffin.  Er, let’s stick with the napping idea, shall we?

Out of the box you’ll notice Athena’s rich blue color (Babeland shows it only in pink at the moment) accented by a swirly white “L” on the toy’s larger end.  The piece is elegant, simple and gorgeous, with looks nondescript enough that it could be displayed as an art piece.

It’s also enormously functional.  The small end is a good size for an anal novice, and super-slippery glass means easy entry for anyone.  Athena’s boomerang-like curve allows the toy to be angled quite well during self-stimulation or with a partner.  Lots of other glass toys feature ripples, swirls and nubbins; Athena’s simplicity is a nice contrast to other busier products.

The manufacturer, Luxotiq, recommends washing this lovely glass dildo in warm water with antibacterial soap, or rinsing with a 10% bleach solution if sterilization is required.  They advise against cleaning the toy in a dishwasher.

Buy Athena if you like low-key, classic design in your sex toys.  And make sure to tuck it back into bed after every use.

A big part of the charm glass dildos hold for me is the fact that they are generally gorgeous.  The crystalline glass, shimmering colors, swirls, exquisitely formed curves — all of these things make the sometimes hefty price tag on these sex toys worth it.

I’m sorry to say that the Hornet (available from GlassDildoz.com and manufactured by RubyGlass21.com) misses the mark as far as beauty is concerned.  I mean, I understand the look they were aiming for here.  Yellow and black like the nasty stinging insect, right?  But the yellow looks too much like watered-down tea for my taste, and the black seems matte instead of shiny.  Together the combination is less than appetizing.  Many glass dildos look utterly lickable, like a combination of jewelry and frozen adult beverage.  You just want to put them in your mouth.  The Hornet?  I wanted to wash it.  Repeatedly.

Also, I had a real problem with the Hornet’s base.  I’m not sure why RubyGlass21.com bucked the trend of putting disk-shaped bases on standing glass toys.  Instead, Hornet’s base is asymmetrical:  The side toward the curve juts out while the side opposite the curve is nearly non-existent.  Was this meant to make it look unique?  I suppose it does, but it also makes it mighty unstable.  Putting it back on the nightstand with shaky hands after use turned into a hazardous event.

Nevertheless, Hornet’s overall shape is very nice.  The curve allows the user great access to the g-spot, while the otherwise faulty base offers a good handhold and protection against the toy slipping all the way inside if it’s used in the bottom.  The swirls of black glass feel great entering and exiting (and entering and exiting again and again and again).

And like other glass products, Hornet is super-easy to clean.  Hot soapy water will do the trick for your standard every-day cleaning, while a trip through the dishwasher (top shelf, no detergent) will disinfect the toy if you plan on sharing it with another partner.

While I don’t find the Hornet particularly attractive, others certainly might.  In the words of the brilliant Benjamin Franklin, “Iin the dark all Cats are grey.”

I suffer from the phenomena known as “fat fingers,” so I worried that The Tickler, made by RubyGlass21.com and available at UnderBedToys, would not fit over my chunky digits. I’m happy to say that the concern was for naught; my pretty blue-nubbed Tickler slid quite readily over the second knuckle of my middle finger.

The Tickler is very pretty. At only 3″ long it’s compact and discreet, looking more like a fancy test tube than a sex toy. Leave it out and your friends might mistake it for an ultra-protective thimble, or a wee cloche.

Nine colorful dots line one side of the Tickler. Get these in pink, gold-fumed, red or blue. Since all RubyGlass21.com’s pieces are hand-made, each will be slightly different. However, expect larger dots toward the base and smaller near the tip.

I tried my Tickler one night while perched on the couch watching porn. It felt excellent after I drizzled a little silicone lube on myself. I tried to keep the lube away from the toy’s base so that it wouldn’t slide off my finger too much. At this task I was only moderately successful, but I found that it didn’t much matter. The Tickler was useful whether it was fully on my finger or only on the tip. In fact I really enjoyed the extra reach it gave me with only the first knuckle of my finger inserted.

The piece is intended for external use only. In fact it comes with a warning note curled inside which explicitly warns against internal use, then goes on to say that if you really cannot bear to keep it out of your favorite orifice, only insert it 2″. I find this a bit befuddling, frankly. Don’t put it in, but if you do put it in don’t put it very far in? Sketchy.

Bravely I tempted fate by using the Tickler vaginally. I reasoned that even if it did slip from my finger, I could push it out like a glassy lost condom. There was no need to fear; the Tickler stayed put. However, it felt much better sliding over my clit than it did for thrusting. I’d avoid backdoor games with the Tickler. Rub it gently around the anus, but I’d be very hesitant to try this toy inside.

The Tickler would be great for someone who needs a small, discreet glass toy mostly for use on the clit. This is where the Tickler does its best work.

Jimmyjane’s gorgeous Little Chroma is a classic slimline vibe.  In fact it’s such a classic that we’re giving it a second look after two and a half years, and in that time some things have certainly changed.

First (and possible most importantly) the price has significantly dropped.  It used to sell for a steep $165, but now some colors can be had for less than a single benjamin.  Nifty.  If an unadorned solid color isn’t fancy enough for your favorite vagina, check out some of the artist-designed special edition versions now available at Jimmyjane.com.

One of the coolest things about Little Chroma is that if you wear out the vibrating motor, $35 will buy you a new one directly from Jimmyjane.  I’m terribly hard on my vibes (perhaps because I use them for an hour at a stretch, ahem), so I love this option.  The motor looks exactly like an AA battery, but don’t worry about tossing it out by mistake.  It’s clearly labeled in big, friendly letters.

Little Chroma is one of the quietest vibes I’ve ever experienced.  The only time it’s not nearly silent is when you first turn it on, and then only because the cap won’t be screwed down firmly enough to prevent the battery from rattling a bit.  Once you get past this point, however, the vibe cannot be heard at arm’s length.  This is an excellent quality in any vibe you’re planning on using in a shared space.

There’s a tiny hole in Little Chroma’s end through which one could thread a cord for retrieval during anal usage.  Honestly though, I wouldn’t.  Use it on the anus but not for insertion.  Your fancy vibe will lose its cachet once the emergency room doctors have removed it from your colon.

I’ve enjoyed tucking this tiny vibe into my pillow for quick wank sessions before bed.  It’s so tiny that it’s easily hidden away, but don’t let the size fool you.  Little Chroma is nicely powerful, even though there’s just one speed.  I enjoyed it the most when used in conjunction with my partner’s penetration.  The small size make it easy to position between bodies during intercourse or in conjunction with dildo play.

The only thing I didn’t like about Little Chroma is the fact that you must loosen the battery compartment cover in order to turn off the vibe.  This, to me, is a huge pain in the butt, because when I’m done with a vibe I can barely summon the wherewithal to click a single button.  Negotiating a tiny cap that threatens to fall off and set loose battery and motor to skitter across my bed (and no doubt lodge in the small of my back just when I want to get cuddly) is not very convenient.

Going too far makes the cap fall off, while not going far enough leaves the vibe buzzing so gently that you won’t even know it unless you put it down on a hard surface, in which case Little Chroma will merrily dance away and concurrently run down your batteries.  I wish the vibe had a discrete “off” position marked by a little click.  Is that too much to ask for from a high-end vibe?

Even with a sketchy off switch, I’m absolutely certain that I’ll use Little Chroma again and again.  I’ll be interested in seeing how long the motor lasts with the kind of use I can dish out.

Not long ago I had the pleasure of trying out the Pyrexions.com prototype dildo pictured above.  Study that picture for a moment, won’t you?  Can you visualize how insanely useful such a thing might be?

You can’t?  You say you’re having trouble figuring out how all those knobby bits line up with your tingly bits?  Let me ’splain.

The longest piece is intended to fill the vagina.  The inward-facing ball can then nestle against the clit or be turned to stimulate the ass.  Depending on your preference, it can be fully inserted or left to gently nudge the anus.  The ball on the opposing side then becomes the handle.

For male-bodied folks, the center section can be used anally.  External prostate stimulation can then be provided by the inward-facing ball.   This same position can of course be used by female-bodied people; the ball would in that circumstance stimulate the outer portion of the vagina.

I had a lot of fun with the longer prong in my pussy and the ball barely grazing my bottom.  In the past I’ve felt like my naughty bits didn’t quite line up right with other toys meant for multiple insertions, but this toy proved to be an exception.

Lest you worry about the piece’s size, let me assure you that it is quite manageable.  If you’ve had anything in your ass before, this should present no issues.

As is the case with every glass toy, lube is your friend.  Use it.  It’s lovely for the vagina but absolutely crucial for the behind.  A good silicone lube is my preference because it stays slippery for hours, but a high-quality water-based lube like Sliquid will work almost as well.

The only drawback with a toy like this would be in forgetting basic sexual hygiene because of the enticing flexibility of the piece.  If you use one portion of the toy in the ass (or even against the ass), it must be washed in hot soapy water before it’s used again in the vagina.  If it’s used on one partner, it must be cleaned before it’s passed on to another partner.  You might be tempted to forget these rules when confronted with such versatile fun, but your favorite vagina will thank you for remembering.

Check out Pyrexions.com for more incredible glass dildos, juicers and Kegel toys.  I’m hoping this product shows up among their wares very soon!

Not long ago my pal and I took to bed with the S-Curve Probe from AllGlassSexToys.com. He slicked it up with our favorite lube and then enthusiastically fucked me with it for a period of many minutes.

See the single ball on one end of the toy? That’s what we started with. Glass is so incredibly smooth that we probably could have dispensed with the additional lube, but there’s really no such thing as too much lube in my view of the world.

Nor are there too many orgasms, a viewpoint which I examined (repeatedly) with the S-Curve Probe. The smoothness of the glass, slipperiness of the lube and my friend’s thumb on my clit brought me off repeatedly, and that was before he even turned it around so we could experiment with the other end.

See the trio of bloops? Their gradually increasing size would make for an excellent introduction to anal play, as well as a convenient alternative to traditional anal beads. Even though we try to think outside the box (heh, that was a little joke there), we used the trio of bloops again in my pussy. Their bloopiness felt wonderful on the in- and out-strokes, while the curve allowed the toy’s handle (and my friend’s hand) to rub pleasantly against my labia with each thrust.

Some glass toys are so very slippery that hanging on to them ends up being hard work. This toy, however, was pretty easy for my friend to manage due to the bloops, which served as effective hand-holds. A dry washcloth wrapped around the toy’s end also would not be amiss.

Glass toys can be sterilized between uses, orifices or partners, so the S-Curve Probe is fabulous for anal play and sharing amongst friends. Just wash it in the dishwasher (no detergent please) or with an antibacterial cleaner and you’re good to go. Keep the S-Curve Probe somewhere well-protected and you’ll enjoy years of fun with this product.

Did you notice perhaps that the S-Curve Probe resembles one of our other favorite toys, the Njoy Fun Wand? Yeah, I did too. Which came first? I have no clue. What I can tell you is that this toy is slightly longer and thicker than the Njoy Fun Wand, while the prices are comparable. Which is better? Ah, there’s no way to compare such different materials.

The only question to decide is which one causes your breath to catch harder in your throat. If you can’t decide, just get both.

On a hot summer night with the a/c on the blink, I could think of no better way of cooling off than with a bowl of sherbet and a chilly glass sex toy in my cunt.

While I scooped the frozen treat into a bowl, I soaked the Squeeze Plug from GlassFantasy.com in some icy water.  Dessert prepared, I trotted off to the bathroom to snuggle the toy into place.  Oooooo have you ever put a chilly toy into your body?  If not, I cannot recommend it to you highly enough.  You’ll thank me.

If your adventurers with the Squeeze Plug take place in the depths of icy winter, swap the sherbet for hot chocolate and prepare the toy under a stream of warm water.  See the versatility?

The versatility extends to where one can put the Squeeze Plug.  While it’s designed primarily for vaginal stimulation and Kegeling, it can also be used in the behind (please note that the product I tried featured a t-shaped handle, not the ball-shaped version pictured at this writing on GlassFantasy.com).

The bell-like swell at the bottom of the toy should press nicely against a man’s prostate or a woman’s g-spot, and the thin neck will ensure that it stays in place as long as you want it to.  In either case, the handle will both keep the toy from slipping all the way inside and will make the toy easy to remove.

Because glass is non-porous, only a little silicone or water based lube is required for smooth entrance.  The toy won’t absorb lube, nor will it harbor stains, odors or bacteria.  That means that one can safely share the Squeeze Plug or any other glass toy.  Just make sure to clean it thoroughly first.

Sitting in my extra-warm house became bearable with the chilly toy inserted.  Squeezing it gave me both clear feedback on my Kegeling and a lot of pleasure.  This toy would be an excellent choice for folks looking for versatility, beauty and an innovative way to save on air conditioning bills.

I told the owner of Luscious Playthings that I liked my toys large, and he listened.

He listened so well that he sent along the extra-large version of their Gold Spot Rosebud Plug, and wow isn’t it huge.  Weighing in at 13.5 ounces, this plug measures 5.5″ by 2.5″, making it a possibility only for those with lots of anal experience.

Never fear; if you’re enchanted by the looks of this plug but want something more manageable, it’s also available in three smaller sizes from GlassFantasy.com.  The smallest is but 1.25″ in diameter, which is ideal for a novice.  There’s a choice here for everyone.

Once you’ve decided on an appropriate size you’re all set, because you won’t have to worry one bit about the other aspects of the toy.  All the Luscious Playthings toys I’ve had the pleasure of owning have been lovingly hand-created, so dimensions may vary slightly from those given.

This particular product ships with a padded storage case, which is nice, as purchasing one separately will set you back close to $20, and glass toys must be protected from chips and scratches when they are not safely ensconced in some lucky bottom.

While glass is considerably more expensive than acrylic, jelly or rubber, it has the advantage of being a life-long toy.  With proper care, this toy could be passed on to future generations, and it will never absorb icky bacteria, odors or stains. It can be shared safely amongst friends because it can be sterilized by a brief boiling.  For everyday cleaning, a wash with hot water and soap would work perfectly.

The gradual taper of the Gold Spot Rosebud Plug means that entry into the bottom will be easy.  The very thin neck insures that the toy will stay put no matter how hard the orgasm, and the flat base keeps it from slipping too far inside.  Like other plugs with round bases, the Gold Spot’s base is more than comfy for an hour or two spent in bed, but it’s not ideal for longer-term wear.  Choose something silicone for that.

Because I am quite a trooper, I lubed up and ever so slowly tried to coerce this almost one-pound chunk of glass into my ass.  It was just too much; eventually I had to admit defeat.  The  Gold Spot will have to find a home with someone who has greater experience (or relaxation capabilities) than do I.

I can’t believe I’ve come to the end of this review without having mentioned the beauty of the Gold Spot.  Pale pink elongated dots dance around the circumference of the toy (which, by the way, is approximately 8″ in the extra-large model, yikes).  They are faintly tinged with shades of purple and golden which shift as the toy is rotated.  It’s lovely.

Chose the Gold Spot for its beauty and quality construction.  Rest assured that no matter your level of anal experience, there will be a size appropriate for you.

Without a doubt, the Twilight Glass Butt Plug is one of the most beautiful toys I own.

The image above, while gorgeous, doesn’t do this sweet little toy justice.  It cannot show how gradually, how delicately, the color fades from deep at the tip to clear at the base of the bulb.

Nor can the picture capture the diminutive nature of this toy.  Suffice it to say that this would be a wonderful gift for someone who craves a toy in the behind but who is nervous about using something too large.

Luscious Playthings makes these glass plugs by hand, so dimensions might vary just a bit.  A  glass toy will be wonderfully responsive to temperature (warm or chill in a bowl of water; test before inserting) and easy to clean, either in hot soapy water or with an antibacterial toy wash.  I love the fact that glass can be sterilized by boiling or with a 10% bleach solution.  This means the toy can be cleaned and then shared amongst friends with no worry about bacteria or odors.  This particular glass piece doesn’t ship with a padded storage bag, so plan on wrapping it in a towel and storing it somewhere safe between uses.

A good friend of mine found herself in the unenviable position of having had a bad experience with anal play ages ago; she wanted a gentle reintroduction to butt-luv from people she trusted.  She requested some time with my partner and myself, and being the sorts who love nothing more than to help out a pal, we readily agreed.

Our nervous (but enthusiastic!) friend warmed the Twilight Plug in her hand as we got her very, very excited.  Traditional methods were employed along with lots of digital and oral attention to her bottom.  When she was squealing (yes, squealing) with pleasure I asked if she’d like to use the plug.

“Yes, please,” was her answer.  After releasing it from her orgasmic clutch and lubing both her and the plug (silicone lube works well for this purpose), I pushed it gently against her ass.  The Twilight Plug’s gradual taper and smooth glassiness made it easy for her to relax as she took the plug in.

A very thin neck allowed her muscles to hold onto the plug as my partner and I got her off some more.  All participants deemed our little project an unmitigated success.

If you’re looking for a plug for longer-term wear, this probably isn’t the one.  The round base is perfectly comfortable during an orgasm or three, but it’s not the best choice if you’re planning on bounding across the backyard while wearing it.

The Twilight Plug is available in but one small size.  While it’s excellent for beginners, those with even a moderate amount of anal experience will yearn for something larger.

But that’s ok too.  After it’s outgrown, the Twilight Plug can be placed in the china hutch or curio cabinet for proud display.  Most people will think it’s just a pretty.

And those who know better?  Don’t be surprised if they ask to borrow it.